This man/woman/crab/god demands respect. He beckons us with his other-worldly smile. Closer now, we see distorted light, but can make no sense of his signs. We reach toward him, but he dodges and weaves. [Rattle-snap!] Retreat, retreat!
We will keep our distance, for now.
Signed, your intrepid
Space Monkey Twins
From the recorded journal of Space Monkey Twins
Jingle ball is our single remaining link to the other space monkeys. Code can be transmitted through careful manipulation by salivary glands. Also responds to happy squealing and screeching. Messages received through series of rattles. Connection seems to be weakening. [suck suck] Hello? Hello? Orbit monkeys do you copy? Not sure if it’s working. [brief rattle] We may be stranded here for good…
Space Monkey Twins
This is a sketch of the babies at the bottom of our stoop, waiting for me to put their car seats on the stroller.
Today we broke out the winter jackets for the first time. I was a bit dismayed to find that even though they are eighteen month size, they are a bit tight across the chest. The arms are extremely long, though. I wonder if that’s the way babies grow, becoming thinner and longer? We will see. I have such beautiful roly poly babies.
This is definitely some kind of germ. Wonky, jangly, spitty-slimy. Good for launching across the room into dust bunnies. Good for grabbing, shaking, bonking on forehead. Prognosis? Let me put it in my mouth again I’ll let you know.
Space Monkey 1
This is Bean relaxing on my belly, post-feeding. They always look so relaxed then. Warm with milk. Completely at peace.
Farmers and twin baby cows, that’s my concept for Halloween 2013. This idea springs from my having acquired two free baby cow costumes off the local parents’ list serv. I can’t wait to see the babies dressed as little cows. I can’t wait to take them out and show them off. I can’t wait to see other babies dressed in costumes.
I’ve never been that into Halloween before. In fact I can’t remember the last time I dressed up. I think it was in college when I half-heartedly stuck a few glow-in-the-dark stars on myself and said I was the night sky.
But something about the babies is bringing out my Halloween spirit. It isn’t just me, either. D bought a pumpkin and says we are going to carve it. A big pumpkin. I can see this happening with other holidays, too: Thanksgiving, Hannukah, Christmas. We’ll have to show the babies how it’s done. They will keep us in line.
Personally, I can’t wait to eat three-musketeers bars and reminisce about the costumes I made in elementary school. So this works out pretty well for me, too.
This is a very mysterious ring. It came with other colored interlocking rings. We think it is some sort of calendar, or sun worship device. Good for sucking on, in any case.
Signed, Space Monkeys