From the Journal of Space Monkey Twins
Space Monkey investigative team has undertaken an ambitious new objective: Communication with the Humans. After much research most essential humanoid keyword has been determined: “Duck.” Exact meaning and usage of “duck” under continuing evaluation. Following are developing hypotheses and updates thus far.
Essential duck. Size, shape, and mouth-feel strangely addictive. We hope to acquire more sample ducks soon, as we believe they may appease the Spacemonkey masses.
Looks like a duck. Squeaks like a duck. Investigation ongoing.
We no longer believe this to be a duck.
Human response: “Not a duck–broccoli.” Interesting.
We test all boundaries, growing ever closer to communicative goals.
Until next time, your tireless
Space Monkey Twins