WordPress gives you all sorts of information about how people find your blog: what websites they link from, in what countries they live, and what search terms they used to find you. Turns out the search terms are pretty entertaining. (Or at least I find them entertaining.) Here’s a list of a few of the search terms that have brought people to this blog. I’m listing them exactly as they were used, typos, quotation marks and everything. Italics commentary is mine π :
feeling trapped at home with newborn twins (well yes, this one makes sense)
funny things people don’t know about me (what are you expecting to find…)
do monkeys breastfeed each others
celebrities with twins (that’s me!)
people who don’t like kids (…hmm)
googoo monkey toy
breastfes baby has stinky poop
dream that I can’t drive
baby booger picker
booger picker for babies
space monkey baby clothes (sign me up!)
unusual space objects 2014
crabhead toy
poop diaper
“the babies” prunes diaper
“jar of prunes” shit diaper
monkeyθ¬θη―2013
But then again, people also found it with these:
positive thinking around the holidays
value of nicu nurses
so thankful for my husband on christmas
So judging from this I have a very sappy blog involving lots of bodily fluids. Nice.
ps: I do not recommend googling anything having to do with poop.
Space Monkey Twins 
That’s funny. I never knew those existed. Hey, would you happen to know the reason that I was searched under teenajer pissing/blogspot today? (correct spelling of teenajer)
Ha! Awesome. Teenajer pissing lol.
Fantastic! My search terms are so boring in comparison, e.g. postcard no stamp π
Seems to be the poo-related posts that really draw them in π
Before Google started concealing search terms, there was so much colorful info available! There’s still some, and I still get ones that make me giggle. Also shudder. While “Thunder Thighs” was my mom’s superhero name, it is clear most folks searching for that particular term are not looking for tales about my mom’s make believe exploits as a super hero!
That’s funny–so they conceal some search terms but not others? How do they decide? Nice, thunder thighs. I have to look up that post of yours!
Very funny! And interesting. I’m going to check mine out! ;0)
Hope there’s some funny ones π
Mine are also super boring. I enjoyed the entertainment value of yours though lol so thanks for sharing.
Any time!